Tuesday 22 June 2010

Great British Food

Great British Food?? - some say it is an oxymoron. But not many dispute the opinion that the food here is rather bland: over-boiled vegetables are layed aside roasted meats and tatties - with tomato sauce to add some flavour. Puddings always come swimming in custard. This is the stodgy English food that makes this country famous for its cuisine.


However, in our travels we have enjoyed many a Full English breakfast (although why the word full is in there, I have no idea).

In England there are sixty different religions, and only one sauce.
- Francesco Caracciolo

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
- John Cleese

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.
- George Mikes

World Cup Fever


It’s Football Season!!

The country has been inflicted with a serious attack of football fever - and is feeling rather poorly.

Over the past weeks England has seen a rise in nationalism with the imminent arrival of the World Cup. The media has been steadily building the idea that this is THE year for an England win, and many reminisce of the last victory by Bobby Moore's great team of '66 - the year I left Britain. The decorated flag-waving cars pass us by as the locals show their red and white colours.


Last weekend, there was a strange intensity in the air when we were in York. Large groups of emboldened men patrolled the streets ahead of the kick-off against the United States. Not wanting to be a part of the blokey pub crowd, we headed off to the movies. We attended two different films to accommodate different tastes (basically, it was me who didn’t want to see a B-grade dance movie, so I chose Robin Hood instead), and both Saturday movies attracted a meagre combined audience of nine.

As we emerged into the night, I looked at the throng in the streets to gauge the result. The sombre faces made it obvious it wasn’t a win, but it appeared that England didn’t lose either. Upon enquiry, the disappointing draw result was hard to handle by a stunned public with its sense of entitlement.

And today the self-loathing media are on the attack, looking for someone to blame. The coach, Fabio Capello, striker Roonie and management are all targets from an angry print media. Rumours started of player disharmony and rebellion in the ranks.
And the team hasn’t even lost yet!

Tomorrow's make or break game will have all players concerned about their reputations at home; this excessive national pressure will bear heavily on their shoulders should they fail.
Here's hoping they win.

.. and North o' the border, there are World cup T-shirts reading ABE - enlarge to read details.

Thursday 3 June 2010

Back Hame wi' my ain folk


Many emigrants who departed their homeland think fondly of good times gone by and the place they left behind. And when they dream of the land of their roots, it is often images of the physical landscape that they recall so vividly. Little wonder then that many nationalistic songs contain vivid descriptions of the geology and geography of a country shared by all. Songs abound of jagged high mountains enclosing green valleys, blue lakes with bonnie banks and rivers, and wide open glens.

Far have I travelled and much have I seen
Dark distant mountains and valleys of green
Past painted deserts, the sunset's on fire
As he carries me home to the Mull of Kintyre



Scottish songs are no different, and the anthemic Paul Macartney song typifies this longing for home and landscape.

Sweep through the heather like deer in the glen
Carry me back to the days I knew then
Nights when we sang like a heavenly choir
Of the life and the times of the Mull of Kintyre


It would be wonderful to think of my own Scottish roots described in terms as tough granite so prevalent in Scotland's northern highlands. Unfortunately, this ex-pat Glasgow child of the tenements only recalls the building materials of dark mottled sandstone or decayed pebble-covered cement of cheap council houses that have crumbled in less than half a century.



I was born in Pollokshaws in the Victorian era dark tenements that were razed on the idea that new high-rise flats would better serve the poor. Instead of places where the poor could grow and flourish, they became sites of indolent gangs and wasted drug users. These flats are being brought down now that planners realise the hell-hole places they are. When the industrial work left Glasgow for overseas cheap labour, the unemployment rate soared, matched closely by rising crime rates.


We were shifted to the brand new estate of Nitshill a few miles further south. This estate bordered 'Coatsies', the large family manor of the famous Coats threadmaking dynasty. Today, Nitshill has suffered the same fate as the tenements of the previous generation, with signs of theft, despair and vandalism, and rubbish strewn across paths an indication of hopelessness.

Smiles in the sunshine and tears in the rain
Still take me back where my mem'ries remain.
Flickering embers grow higher and higher
As they carry me back to the Mull of Kintyre


Visiting the remnants of the place of my childhood makes me so grateful of the sacrifice my parents made in tearing up their roots and settling in the unknown lands of the antipodes where their children flourished. They had little to lose, but gave up what little they had for a dream of better times in far-off Australia.

The best way to escape the depressing attitudes of the tenements was to leave entirely. Now that I have returned, there is something still in me that makes me long for the place my parents called hame. But the Scotland I love will have to be the shimmering distant isle of Ailsa Craig on Girvan's horizon or the picturesque rugged highland mountains described so well in patriotic songs - not the harsh reality of Glasgow's crumbling tenements.


Mull of Kintyre, Oh mist rolling in from the sea
My desire, is always to be here
Oh, Mull of Kintyre